Bass Blog Back Better than Before!
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Sorry for the long sabbatical. In
truth, I've been waiting for three people to ask in person about the
blog before resuming. It only took six months...
There are certain professions where
having an eighty-two-year-old fill in for a seventy-one-year-old
doesn't raise a bushy eyebrow. The United States Senate comes to
mind, along with the chairman's seat at some exclusive private clubs,
the College of Cardinals, and if something which happens once every
600 years or so makes for a trend, perhaps one day even the Papacy
itself. And then of course, there is Conducting. The {redacted}SO
saw itself in just such a position last month, when due to some
health issues our music director withdrew from two weeks of concerts
here, along with a three week tour to Asia. Edo de Waart stepped in
for the local performances. Osmo Vänskä
filled in on very short notice for two concerts in Taipei, with the
bulk of the tour falling to the ever-sprightly Loren Maazel.
On
a thirteen hour flight to Asia there is a lot of time to ponder
questions like, 'do orchestras carry any kind of cancellation
insurance?' or 'why don't we have an assistant conductor?' neither
of which I can answer. When I joined the orchestra twenty-some years
ago, there were two assistants, which seemed like one too many. Now
we have zero, which seems like one too few. AC can be a thankless
job, but possibly a useful person to have on hand from time to time
when the MD is unable to go on.
Whether
an on-call assistant, or somebody rung up at random out of the phone
book, the replacement maestro often suffers a fate similar to that of
the substitute teacher, only the spit-wads and paper airplanes are of
the symbolic, musicological variety. As such, Vänskä had an
unenviable task, stepping onto the podium in Taipei at the last
second, with not much rehearsal time. By the end of the second
performance, his position had not become significantly more enviable.
Loren
Maazel has long impressed me as the Hannibal Lecter of conductors - a
veneer of erudition and utmost gentility overlies something I want to
know nothing about - the uncanny precision of his gestures brings to
mind something clinical, the steel gears and levers of an
overdeveloped intellect conjure up something vaguely Mephistophelean.
He led us through some highly idiosyncratic performances of the
Mozart Jupiter, Beethoven Eroica, Mendelssohn Italian, and Brahms
second symphonies. I knew we were in for something 'old school' when
I took a look at the part provided for the Brahms. An imprint I had
never seen before (a terrible combined cello/bass part with some
horrendous page turns, BTW) that bore the stamps "Leopold
Stokowski" and "Copyright valid throughout the British
Empire." But since it is rude to feed the hand that bites me, I
have to admit Maazel was probably the perfect maestro for the job.
He was able to step in on a moment's notice and, with almost no
rehearsal time, put a very unique personal stamp on those concerts.
Even if they weren't everyone's cup of tea, they were certainly
interesting performances. The excessively slow tempos gave time to
investigate many of the musical nooks and crannies that usually speed
by, unnoticed - sort of like getting stuck in a traffic jam on a
familiar stretch of roadway; you see the deli, the auto parts store,
the little garden you never noticed before. It does get annoying
after a while though. The best part of the experience had to be
watching the maestro, with no time to stop and deliver an acerbic
observation or three, forced to simply keep beating time, making do
with scowls alone.
The
tour provided an opportunity to see some interesting concert halls -
some for the first time, and some old familiar nemeses. Taipei's
National Theater, Concert Hall, and Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall
form an enormous megalithic monument to the Cultural-industrial
complex, where the human-as-ant scale of the structures ensures
audiences are sufficiently cowed before receiving state-approved
cultural enlightenment. The Forbidden City exterior, which gives way
to a Dorothy Chandler Pavillion-esque interior was somewhat jarring,
but that might have been a product of the jet-lag.
China
is fairly mad with new construction these days - skyscrapers, bullet
trains, concert halls. We played at a new hall in Shanghai, although
the one we played at last time didn't seem that old. Tianjin also
had a gleaming new concert palace, which I walked to from the Hotel,
about a mile away. The bus was just pulling out of the hotel, making
a tortured left turn across four lanes of gridlocked traffic when I
set off on foot. The concert hall sits beside what is either a vast
frozen pond, or a snow covered plaza, I couldn't tell which in the
dark, and so for safety's sake, took the long way round. Still, when
I arrived at the hall after about 30 minutes on foot, a slightly
concerned stagehand greeted me. "Where's the [darn] bus?!"
I was the first orchestra member to arrive. I'm sort of keeping a
mental scorecard about the worst concert halls for a musician
arriving alone, on foot. Vast, sterile, windswept plazas, with
nowhere fort a footsore musician to sit down for a moment's rest
don't do much for me.
Of
course, the mother of all of these monuments to Big Art has to be
Beijing's "Egg." The place has the requisite vast plaza
AND a moat. Read here about my experiences trying to break into the
"Egg" last time we toured China.
Pressed
for time, and to be honest, growing weary of the whole charade, I
decided not to try and crack the "Egg" from the outside
this time around. However, after the concert, feeling a temporary
rush of optimism, a green exit sign beckoned and I made off down a
hallway with the intention of finding an exit and walking back to the
hotel. There is a story about a conductor getting so hopelessly lost
inside the "Egg" during the intermission of an opera, they
had to start the next act without him, something the architect should
probably receive a commendation for. I hadn't put much credence in
that story until after ten minutes of following exit signs down a
maze of hallways, I found myself stumbling around in the dark among
props backstage at an opera performance in progress. Retracing my
steps (by following the exits signs) I arrived backstage at the
concert hall in time to board the bus. The "Egg" had
beaten me again.
The
sightseeing highlight of the tour had to be the brief visit to the
Demilitarized Zone, and a look across the Joint Security Area into
North Korea. After twenty-odd years in an orchestra, I've developed
an unhealthy fascination with hermetically sealed organizations that
somehow persist in the face of common sense.
In
Memoriam
Joan
Hovnanian 1957-2013
While
on tour, I received the unfortunate news my older sister had passed
away. A talented violinist and pianist, Joan was also responsible
for my taking up the double bass. When it came time to choose an
instrument, a large white plastic Sousaphone on display at the local
band store caught my eye. My parents were aghast and sought to steer
me toward something more 'classical'. My big sister took me aside
and informed me that if 'bigness' was all that mattered, I could play
a much larger version of the violin, making everyone happy.
Joan
was something of a musical mentor, and with an infinite amount of
patience, my accompanist for many years. She had a difficult,
troubled life, and didn't fulfill the potential that seemed so much
greater than my own when we were both young. Then again, so-called 'success' and 'failure'
each carry their own measure of suffering. I am grateful for the
things my sister taught me about music, and for her
perceptive, skewering sense of humor, which always helped me endure
the unendurable.